“Sorry, I shouldn’t talk about things that requires you to think when you drive” I realise after a hot debate about the kind of charity that is better – small but frequent (e.g visiting homes), or delayed but impactful (e.g foundation)
“No. Do continue. I won’t get Alzheimer as long as I’m with you. You make me think. But then again, I’ll probably get Parkinson”
Before I could ask why, he explained
“Sometimes you make me so angry my hand shakes and I want to strangle you”
***
“Teach me a new word” he demanded
“Saccharine”
“It’s the sugar to sweeten coffee. How is that a new word?”
“Most people know that as a noun but do you know it can be an adjective too?”
“Yeah” he almost rolled his eyes
“Now you teach me a new word”
“Shart”
“What’s that?”
“When someone fart and sh*t comes out”
***
When you give them sweet they give you sh*t
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