Bedtime short stories

Despite having access to Financial Times, I rarely read it as I find it too dry. I’ve got more interesting reads like NYT and books in my to-read list. Some may recommend New Yorker, but I find my cartoon funnier (?!). Buttt I’ve always enjoyed David Tang’s column. His wit, sarcasm and taste is extraordinary. Always entertaining, today the excerpt alone made me let out a loud chuckle
This truth is more sad than funny. I’m guilty too with a weak defense of “It’s for JewelPie!”