Bacteria can make you fat

“Going out is good what. I experience new things and tell you stuff” I defended my party-filled weekend

“I don’t care which apartment you went for hens night or which song you sang at karaoke!”

“Then what do you care?”

“I like to talk to you about ideas and what new things you’ve learned”

I proceed to tell him that it’s not true that fresh meat is better (aged meat tastes richer), castrated chicken has a different name and why commercially raised chicken is blander.

“I already know that. Tell me something new”.

Well tonight I’m gonna tell him that bacteria is making him fat.